Total Medals Earned: 504 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)
Fall to your death
Rescue all the villagers
Defeat the dragon
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/240 points)
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/275 points)
Spend over 50 Kilowatts
Spend over 500 Kilowatts
Unlock the "Fancy Battery" upgrade
Spend over 1 Megawatt
Earn over 500,000 Watts while being away
Buy over 300 upgrades
Have one million watts at once.
Spend over 15 Megawatts
Upgrade everything to level 50 or above. Everything.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Touch 100 flowers.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!