Total Medals Earned: 504 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,905 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (50/500 points)
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
Look at the credits
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
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100
Medals Earned: 10/10 (105/105 points)
Completed the quiz!
Mute the music
Play the dress up game on the main menu.
Got everything right in the quiz.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/205 points)
Finish Any Easy Level
Finish Any Medium Level
Finish Any Hard Level
Finish All Easy Levels
Finish All Medium Levels
Finish All Hard Levels
Finish All Levels